APTX-404: Maybe the page has shrunken to a child
Pssssssssst, if you are reading this you have probably stumbled over suspicious activities of the black organization.
Don't make any noice, if they find you, they will probably do the same to you as they did to this page. Quickly, get away from here, as long as you still can.
You are still here? Alright, go quickly and tell Shinoshi about this. Together you might have a chance.
Oh no, there is Rum and Gin and Vodka and Vermouth and Korn and Chi.....aaaaaaah